Political parody

From The Daily Mash news that "PRIME minister Gordon Brown has drawn a red line around the savoury cheese sandwich on his desk and warned the EU to back off...The prime minister told the House of Commons: "Law and order, immigration, our economy, our environment and our national defence are all now safely in the hands of some nice Dutch people. "But on the core issues, I faced up to my European counterparts and said, 'if you so much as look at this sandwich or any other British sandwich, I will write a column in The Sun'.""
Go read the rest of the article and the rest of The Daily Mash is worth a read.

I especially enjoyed HALF OF ALL YOUNG TORIES ARE VICTIMS OF POLICY THEFT, SAYS CHARITY.