'Marr splashes out on Theresa May'

Bearing in mind that there are two famous Theresa May's: one is our current Home Secretary, the other a (now retired)  'glamour model', I don't think that that Standard headline is entirely suitable... 'splashes out' - what an image it leaves in the mind!

Can you tell which is which?

Yes I know the glamour model was Teresa May not Theresa May but that would spoil a good gag; oops another inappropriate word...

In fact I have covered this similarity before... Once you start down this path it's hard to stop the double entendres from just flowing... Enough, no more!