Now I've found this piece of Alan Bennett; wonderful, but very NSFWThey fuck you up, your mum and dad.They may not mean to, but they do.They fill you with the faults they hadAnd add some extra, just for you.
But they were fucked up in their turnBy fools in old-style hats and coats,Who half the time were soppy-sternAnd half at one another’s throats.
Man hands on misery to man.It deepens like a coastal shelf.Get out as early as you can,And don’t have any kids yourself.
Monday, 29 September 2014
Alan Bennett in the strangest and sweariest video I can imagine - NSFW
I've posted the wonderful 'This Be The Verse' by