"If all the other papers are taken and there's only the Guardian left, I will just look at the tablecloth."
A very sensible approach to take if faced with having to read The Guardian
More satire here at Daily Mash
I am not a sheep, I have my own mind
I have had enough of being told what and how to think
Whilst we are still allowed the remnants of free speech,
I will speak out.
I also reserve the right to discuss less controversial matters should I feel the urge.
"If all the other papers are taken and there's only the Guardian left, I will just look at the tablecloth."
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