That Nadiya Hussain will present the BBC's replacement for The Great British Bake off is possibly the least surprising news of all time. Who else would the BBC choose...
I am not a sheep, I have my own mind
I have had enough of being told what and how to think
Whilst we are still allowed the remnants of free speech,
I will speak out.
I also reserve the right to discuss less controversial matters should I feel the urge.