So how about a look at the alternative uncensored (for which you can read topless) version?
OK but only because you've been very good this week...
Aren't I good to you?
I am not a sheep, I have my own mind
I have had enough of being told what and how to think
Whilst we are still allowed the remnants of free speech,
I will speak out.
I also reserve the right to discuss less controversial matters should I feel the urge.