A redoubtable rugby tackler
The fact that it was on a football pitch is irrelevant!
A good humorous speech maker
An expert in whiff whaff
And willing to say what he thinks about hecklers...
I am not a sheep, I have my own mind
I have had enough of being told what and how to think
Whilst we are still allowed the remnants of free speech,
I will speak out.
I also reserve the right to discuss less controversial matters should I feel the urge.