What happens when you cross a cat with a Weeping Angel?

What happens when you cross a cat with a Weeping Angel (from Doctor Who)?

The correct way to deal with trick or treaters on Halloween

The correct way to deal with trick or treaters - Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie style.

Useful advice today, I'm sure you'll agree!

David Lloyd tells a tale

David Lloyd aka Bumble tells the tale of being hit in the gentleman's area by a ball from Jeff Thompson. I think he's practised the telling of this story quite a bit.


As an aside, here's Bumble distracted by a sausage...



And here's David Lloyd telling a great Geoffrey Boycott story

Because that's why men go to the cinema!

"We saw your boobs" - Seth MacFarlane at the 2013 Oscars

A ridiculous Israeli own goal - literally!

Maccabi Haifa goalkeeper Assaf Mendes takes on a very strong wind...

The worst football freekick ever?

Sam Corcoran takes a disastrous free kick for Chelmsford City against Hayes and Yeading

Thought for the Day

"Having sex with your biographer is more fun than having sex with your autobiographer”

David Petraeus, 2012


Thanks to Theo Spark for the spot.

The perils of Voicemail

Amy Dempsey recorded live in Toronto, Canada on September 12th, 2012 at a live Raconteurs event. It's just a good story.

Ever wondered how Google Search's autocomplete works?

"Princess Leia Metal Bikini"
Interesting, huh?!

Man gets busted for staring at a royal bust

Pentti Arajarvi, the 63-yaer old husband of Finland's lady President, seemed rather taken by the cleavage of his neighbour at the state dinner, 43 year old Princess Mary of Denmark. Princess Mary clearly spotted his less than subtle perveing, poor chap I wonder how his wife reacted!

Happy channukah - 'Some Rabbis do have 'em' or 'It shouldn't happen to a Rabbi'

Sometimes it is difficult not to stare

Does Kate Upton have an unfair advantage in a stareing contest? Well she does in a bikini!

I think the joke may have lost something bearing in mind the language barrier but the Dalai Lama tries to understand the joke

Karl Stefanovic, an Australian newscaster, was given an interview with the Dalai Lama. So he decided to tell the Dalai Lama a Buddhism joke, well why not? It's quite a good joke but I not think easily understandable by someone whose first language is not English and who also may not be a regular pizza eater...

"theoretically possible"

Well hearing a nose being blown is scary

To a small baby anyway.

L'Chaim to life

Vanessa's wedding surprise...

Finally the Eva Mendes Sex Tape

Eva Mendes Sex Tape from Eva Mendes

Obviously a girl with a sense of humour as well as other assets.

'nastiest... dirtiest... flexible... safe to use on pole... pipe... rod... rim... bottom... top... back... front... upside down... in a boat... and on... naked wood...'


Thanks to Three Beers Later for the spot.

Bedtime story criticism

Never read a bedtime story and I don't think I'll try now as I can't do the voices...
Last from Outnumbered, probably.

TV Chefs analysed

I know more Outnumbered but the Nigella impression is rather good...

"I'm really leaving home"

I know I don't do cute children but Outnumbered is quite funny, in very small doses.

Funny line?

'Giving up your seat to a woman is frowned upon in these days of sexual equality, so if you really want to be polite to a woman why not give up your job instead?'

From Guy Browning's 'Never Push When It Says Pull - Small rules for little problems'.