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Showing posts with label Mrs NotaSheep. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mrs NotaSheep. Show all posts

Saturday, 14 February 2015

Valentine's morning confusion

Choosing romantic music, I played the beginning of this track and said that it was one of the most romantic songs ever. I asked Mrs Notasheep to guess what it was. From the bit of Professor Higgins speaking she recognised it was My Fair Lady and asked if it was Why Can't A Woman Be More Like A Man! 


Here's what it was: On The Street Where You Live

Does this story reveal too much about the psyche of Mrs Notasheep and myself?

Wednesday, 23 April 2014

Where's NotaSheep?

In case you are wondering what's happened to me, Mrs NotaSheep has taken me away for a surprise very long Easter break. There was no wifi or 3G at the first location hence my non-posting apart from some planned weekend posts. From now on I will have wifi and 3G but I think I will continue with my break from posting until I return next week.

I also have no plans to look at Twitter until Monday, so @Wotsit4 has even more time to formulate an answer to my much asked question:
Why do you think that Israel is occupying the West Bank and Gaza post 1967 but that Jordan and Egypt weren't occupying the West Bank and Gaza 1948-1967?
I know he won't answer my question because to do so would show either his real motives in opposing Israel's "occupation" or the paucity of his knowledge of Middle East history.

 

Saturday, 27 July 2013

'...forgotten pop classics' FORGOTTEN!

I have long detested The Independent newspaper for it's 'right-on' stance, it's anti-Israel outlook and its supposed championing of individuality when it's so often read by identikit left-wing faux intellectuals of the worst and sheepiest kind. However today they have gone too far.

This article about Alan Partridge's new film 'Alpha Papa' is headlined 'A-ha! Alan Partridge movie Alpha Papa gives airtime to forgotten pop classics'.

'The soundtrack to Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa, which receives its world premiere in Norwich on Wednesday, will deliver an unexpected sales boost to a collection of one-hit wonders, 70s novelty hits and soft rock obscurities hand-picked by the spoof DJ, created by Steve Coogan.'

Here's the film's tracklisting:
Philip Glass – Koyaanisquatsi
The Police - Roxanne
Roachford - Cuddly Toy
Climax Blues Band – Couldn’t Get it Right
Chicago - Hard to Say I’m sorry
Calvin Harris (Feat. Kelis) - Bounce
Jakob Liedholm - Swede Love
Andy Fairweather Low - Wide Eyed And Legless
Sam Fonteyn - Pop Looks Bach (Theme from Ski Sunday)
Glen Campbell - Wichita Lineman
The Outlaws  - Swingin’ Low
Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark - Enola Gay
Bryan Ferry – Let’s Stick Together
John Farnham - You're The Voice
Sparks - Number 1 Song In Heaven
Steeleye Span - Gaudete
The Human League - Don’t You Want Me
Shirley Bassey – Goldfinger
Carly Simon - Nobody Does It Better
Hot Chocolate - It Started With a Kiss
Andrew Gold - Never Let Her Slip Away
Denis King & the South Bank Orchestra -  Galloping Home (The New Adventures of Black Beauty)
Forgotten pop classics?


Mrs NotaSheep listened to Hot Chocolate's 'It atarted with a kiss' this morning, before I knew it was in Alpha Papa.

Barely a day goes by without me singing or listening to 'Enola Gay' or 'Number 1 Song In Heaven'.

Wichita Lineman is a regular listen, albeit usually the Glenn Gregory version.

Mrs NotaSheep is fond of breaking into 'Don't You Want Me', indeed she did so this morning.

Mrs NotaSheep will often break into a magnificent impression of Shirley Bassey singing Goldfinger if that film is on television which it is regularly at the moment on Sky Film 007.

And as for the Police's Roxanne, forgotten? Please... I think not.


So here's some of this 'forgotten' music

Police - Roxanne




Shirley Bassey - Goldfinger (This is of course a 1964 track not an early 1980s one)



Human League - Don't You Want Me?




Glen Gregory - Wichita Lineman




Hot Chocolate - It Started With A Kiss



Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark - Enola Gay



Sparks - Number One Song In Heaven



And because I love this version as much, if not more than the original, here's Sparks - Number One Song In Heaven (12" version)



And because this version has it's own special ethereal quality, the Plagiarism album version of Number One Song In Heaven (part 1) including Jimmy Somerville



And the Plagiarism album version of Number One Song In Heaven (part 2)


If you want to hear some more Sparks, and why wouldn't you? Then I recommend following this link to my previous Sparks postings.


So 'forgotten'? I think not!

Sunday, 18 November 2012

For Mrs NotaSheep who had never heard this song before



Gary Numan and The Tubeway Army - "Are Friends Electric".

This is the Old Grey Whistle Test version, not the single. I feel the performance is better than the Top Of The Pops one, although the song is not as pure.

Mrs NotaSheep only knew "Cars", now she feels educated!

Sunday, 4 November 2012

Thanks Mrs Notasheep

Mrs Notasheep sings whilst doing other things, and she often fixates on one song. So thanks to her, the Kinks 'Come Dancing' is rattling through my head most of the time...


Monday, 13 August 2012

Mrs NotaSheep's innocent question

One evening recently Mrs NotaSheep and I were watching the BBC 10 o'clock BBC news where Stephanie Flanders was giving her opinion on something or other. I asked Mrs NotaSheep if she knew what Stephanie Flanders' nickname was, she said no. I told her it was Stephanie '2 Eds' Flanders, did she know why? She didn't. I did explain why but it struck me that there must be many other people watching the BBC's 'unbiased by charter' news who do not know the back-story of one of the BBC's leading journalists.

Stephanie Flanders earned her nickname as Wikipedia delicately put it
'She previously dated Ed Balls and Ed Miliband who went on to become Shadow Chancellor and leader of the Labour Party respectively.'
What is less well known about the BBC's economics editor is that she also worked as a speechwriter and adviser to the U.S. Treasury Secretary Lawrence H. Summers in 1997. You will not be surprised to learn that Mr Summers was the United States Secretary of the Treasury for Bill Clinton.

So in summary Stephanie Flanders previously dated two men who went on to be the two leading figures in the Labour party and then went on to work for a US Democrat administration.

I am not saying that Stephanie Flanders is biased in favour of the British Labour party and against the British Conservative party. I am not saying that Stephanie Flanders is biased in favour of the US Democrat party and against the US Republican party. Many would say that she is guilty of both these types of bias, what do you think? However I do think that the BBC, if they insist on presenting Stephanie Flanders as their unbiased economics editor should at least subtitle her reports with a health warning as to her background.

Thursday, 7 June 2012

Something silly for a Thursday


Mrs NotaSheep said she had no idea who Abbott and Costello were. So for her and everyone else remember "Who's on first?"..."Naturally"

Sunday, 6 May 2012

Surprises

After all these years together I have just discovered that Mrs NotaSheep likes to watch snooker. Shame I don't any more!

Saturday, 25 February 2012

In advance of the first serious challenge for England's Rugby team this season

If you don't understand that one then you shouldn't be watching the match.


Mrs NotaSheep will be sitting alongside me watching the match, she gets into most sport and worryingly becomes expert very quickly - keeps me on my toes...

Wednesday, 30 November 2011

The 10 most quotable movies of all time

I found this article on Cable Providers and am not convinced (my comments in italics):
1. The Godfather - Never watched The Godfather, yes I know.... But I just haven't.
o “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
o “Leave the gun, take the cannolis.”
o “It’s a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.”

2. Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Wonderful film and oh so quotable
o “It’s just a flesh wound.”
o “Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?”
o “We are the Knights who say… Ni!”
o “I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”

3. Caddyshack – Never watched it and is it worth it?

4. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy – Never watched it and is it worth it?

5. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery - I quite like the Austin Power films but more for the set-piece parodies than the not particularly clever dialogue
o “Oh, behave.”
o “Yeah, baby!”
o “Throw me a frickin’ bone here!”

6. A Few Good Men - A classic film and "You can't handle the truth" is a favourite of Mrs NotaSheep and me.
o “You can’t handle the truth!”
o “I have two books at my bedside, Lieutenant, the Marine Corps Code of Conduct and the King James Bible. The only proper authorities I am aware of are my commanding officer Colonel Nathan R. Jessep and the Lord our God.
o “I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans who are trained to kill me, so don’t think for one second that you can come down here, flash your badge, and make me nervous.”

7. Forrest Gump - A rather dull film I thought
o “My momma always said, ‘Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.’”
o “Stupid is as stupid does.”
o “Sometimes, I guess there just aren’t enough rocks.”
o “My name’s Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.”
o “ Run, Forrest! Run!”

8. Jerry Maguire - Never seen it and have no real desire to do so
o “Show me the money!”
o “You complete me.”
o “I love him! I love him for the man he wants to be. And I love him for the man he almost is.”
o “Shut up, just shut up. You had me at “hello”.”
o “That’s more than a dress. That’s an Audrey Hepburn movie.”

9. Steel Magnolias – Never watched it and is it worth it?

10. Casablanca – What a film, a true classic
o “Here’s looking at you, kid.”
o “Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”
o “We’ll always have Paris.”
o “I stick my neck out for nobody.”
o “Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”


But for quotable films how could they miss The Graduate?
Here are just some of the most memorable lines and exchanges:
"Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce me...Aren't you?"

"Are you here for an affair, sir?"

"Mrs. Robinson, if you don't mind my saying so, this conversation is getting a little strange."

"Do you have a special grudge against me? Do you feel a particularly strong resentment? Is there something I've said that's caused this contempt, or is it just things I stand for that you despise? "

"Listen to me. What happened between Mrs. Robinson and me was nothing. It didn't mean anything. We might just as well have been shaking hands.
Mr. Robinson: Shaking hands? Well, that's not saying much for my wife, is it? "

Mr McGuire: I just want to say one word to you. Just one word.
Benjamin: Yes, sir.
Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?
Benjamin: Yes, I am.
Mr. McGuire: Plastics.

Mr. Braddock: Ben, this whole idea sounds pretty half-baked.
Benjamin: Oh, it's not. It's completely baked.

"Goddamn, that's great. So old Elaine Robinson got started in a Ford."


And what about Citizen Kane?
"Rosebud"

"Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Cornell, Switzerland... he was thrown out of a lot of colleges."

And what about the film that Mrs NotaSheep always confuses with Casablanca - Brief Encounter?

"I wish you'd stop talking. I wish you'd stop prying and trying to find things out. I wish you were dead - no I don't mean that. That was silly and unkind. But I wish you'd stop talking. "

"Dr. Alec Harvey: I love you. I love you. You love me too. It's no use pretending it hasn't happened cause it has.
Laura Jesson: Yes it has. I don't want to pretend anything either to you or to anyone else. But from now on, I shall have to. That's what's wrong. Don't you see? That's what spoils everything. That's why we must stop, here and now, talking like this. We're neither of us free to love each other. There's too much in the way. There's still time, if we control ourselves and behave like sensible human beings. There's still time."

"Fred Jesson: You've been a long way away.
Laura Jesson: Yes.
Fred Jesson: Thank you for coming back to me. "


Do you have any better suggestions of quotable films?

Monday, 21 November 2011

Life is a learning experience

How did I get to this advanced age and only tonight realise that if you put sausages under the grill resting in line with the grill pan's lines then they don't roll over as they do when you place them across the lines?

I wonder what I will learn tomorrow...

Saturday, 5 November 2011

Konnie Huq Rule 5 Saturday evening post

The fragrant ex-children's TV presenter Konnie Huq. I can see what Charlie Brooker sees in her but what does she see in him? Maybe woman really do want a man with a good sense of humour (gsoh), Mrs NotaSheep obvioulsy (and thanfully) prefers humour to looks in a man.











I have posted about Ms Huq before and can even forgive her support for the Labour Party, almost...

As I wrote in January 2008:
'It appears that I am not alone in posting about the fragrant Ms Huq. Stumbling and Mumbling has written an excellent piece explaining "the adverse effect she's had upon the British economy." It is his contention that "Anything that makes being out of work more pleasant encourages people to linger on benefits. And the sight of Ms Huq on daytime TV has just this effect. Why bother going out to work when you can stay home and look at her?"'

Wednesday, 5 October 2011

Graham Dilley R.I.P.

I tweeted earlier about the sad death of Graham Dilley today but I want to say more. Graham Dilley was one of the England 1981 test team that first got me interested in cricket when at school. Graham Dilley was a fine fast bowler but in that Headingly Test Match he also showed how good a batsman he was. In that famous partnership with Ian Botham that put on 117 runs, I believe Graham Dilley scored 56 of the runs;  he all but matched Ian Botham!

Graham Dilley was more than just a one match player, he also performed magnificently against the West Indies in 1988, taking 9 wickets for just over a hundred in 50 overs.

Graham Dilley, a great test cricketer, by all accounts a great coach and man. More personally when I first met Mrs NotaSheep it transpired that she too was a fan of Graham Dilley, although Mrs NotaSheep's interests in Graham Dilley were not purely cricket related.

Friday, 9 September 2011

It's nearly here

After all the waiting, the Rugby World Cup kicks off in under three hours time. Unlike the recent World Athletics Championships which I missed almost all of, I have a fighting chance of watching all of England's games and maybe even some other pool games. All of England's matches are on at the weekend and none start before 7am so that should not be too difficult although some negotiating with Mrs NotaSheep may be in order as she is not a great rugby fan although she does try (pun intended).

Here are the Rugby World Cup Pools:
Pool A
New Zealand, France, Tonga, Canada, Japan

Pool B
Argentina, England, Scotland, Georgia, Romania

Pool C
Australia, Ireland, Italy, Russia, United States

Pool D
South Africa, Wales, Fiji, Manu Samoa, Namibia


Here are the Rugby World Cup fixtures:
9 September:
New Zealand v Tonga, Eden Park, Auckland (0930 BST)

10 September:
Scotland v Romania, Rugby Park Stadium, Invercargill (0200 BST)
Fiji v Namibia, Rotorua International Stadium (0430 BST)
France v Japan, North Harbour Stadium, North Shore (0700 BST)
Argentina v England, Otago Stadium, Dunedin (0930 BST)

11 September:
Australia v Italy, North Harbour Stadium, Auckland (0430 BST)
Ireland v United States, Stadium Taranaki, New Plymouth (0700 BST)
South Africa v Wales, Wellington Regional Stadium (0930 BST)

14 September:
Manu Samoa v Namibia, Rotorua International Stadium (0330 BST)
Tonga v Canada, Northland Events Centre, Whangarei (0600 BST)
Scotland v Georgia, Rugby Park Stadium, Invercargill (0830 BST)

15 September:
Russia v United States, Stadium Taranaki, New Plymouth (0830 BST)

16 September:
New Zealand v Japan, Waikato Stadium, Hamilton (0900 BST)

17 September:
Argentina v Romania, Rugby Park Stadium, Invercargill (0430 BST)
South Africa v Fiji, Wellington Regional Stadium (0700 BST)
Australia v Ireland, Eden Park, Auckland (0930 BST)

18 September:
Wales v Manu Samoa, Waikato Stadium, Hamilton (0430 BST)
England v Georgia, Otago Stadium, Dunedin (0700 BST)
France v Canada, McLean Park, Napier (0930 BST)

20 September:
Italy v Russia, Trafalgar Park, Nelson (0830 BST)

21 September:
Tonga v Japan, Northland Events Centre, Whangarei (0830 BST)

22 September:
South Africa v Namibia, North Harbour Stadium, North Shore (0900 BST)

23 September:
Australia v United States, Wellington Regional Stadium (0930 BST)

24 September:
England v Romania, Carisbrook, Dunedin (0700 BST)
New Zealand v France, Eden Park, Auckland (0930 BST)

25 September:
Fiji v Manu Samoa, Eden Park, Auckland (0330 BST)
Ireland v Russia, Rotorua International Stadium (0600 BST)
Argentina v Scotland, Wellington Regional Stadium (0830 BST)

26 September:
Wales v Namibia, Stadium Taranaki, New Plymouth (0730 BST)

27 September:
Canada v Japan, McLean Park, Napier (0500 BST)
Italy v United States, Trafalgar Park, Nelson (0730 BST)

28 September:
Georgia v Romania, Arena Manawatu, Palmerston North (0730 BST)

30 September:
South Africa v Manu Samoa, North Harbour Stadium, North Shore (0830 BST)

1 October:
Australia v Russia, Nelson (0330 BST)
France v Tonga, Wellington Regional Stadium (0600 BST)
England v Scotland, Eden Park, Auckland (0830 BST)

2 October:
Argentina v Georgia, Arena Manawatu, Palmerston North (0100 BST)
New Zealand v Canada, Wellington Regional Stadium (0330 BST)
Wales v Fiji, Waikato Stadium, Hamilton (0600 BST)
Ireland v Italy, Carisbrook, Dunedin (0830 BST)

Quarter-final One: 8 October
Winner Pool C v Runner-up Pool D
(Wellington Regional Stadium, 0600 BST)

Quarter-final Two: 8 October
Winner Pool B v Runner-up Pool A
(Lancaster Park Stadium, 0830 BST)

Quarter-final Three: 9 October
Winner Pool D v Runner-up Pool C
(Wellington Regional Stadium, 0600 BST)

Quarter-final Four: 9 October
Winner Pool A v Runner-up Pool B
(Lancaster Park Stadium, 0830 BST)

Semi-final One: 15 October
Winner QF1 v Winner QF2
(Eden Park, Auckland, 0900 BST)

Semi-final Two: 16 October
Winner QF3 v Winner QF4
(Eden Park, Auckland, 0900 BST)

Bronze final: 21 October
Loser SF1 v Loser SF2
(Eden Park, Auckland, 0830 BST)

Final: 23 October
Winner SF1 v Winner SF2
(Eden Park, Auckland, 0900 BST)


If you watch rugby this is the most exciting six weeks of any four year cycle. I remember 2003 when England won the Rugby World Cup; I watched all of England's matches and a good many of the others but due to poor planning found myself on a long-haul flight for the final... I learnt of the result over the Atlantic and it was not for almost a week that I saw more than just the highlights, of course by then all the suspense had gone as I knew what Jonny Wilkinson was about to do. This year I plan to suffer no such issues - clients, friends and family please take note!

Saturday, 27 August 2011

The one hundred and forty third weekly "No shit, Sherlock" award

This week's winner is as reported on Medical Express. It seems that:
'A new study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine reveals medical evidence that women’s nipples stimulate the brain in the same way that genital stimulation does... A team of researchers at Rutgers University led by psychologist Barry Komisaruk, recruited 11 healthy women between the ages of 23 and 56. The women were placed in an fMRI scanner and asked to stimulate their cervix, nipple, clitoris and vagina with either a rhythmic finger tap or plastic dildo.
The brain images of the women revealed increased activity in the medial paracentral lobule for each area of stimulation, however each stimulated area was responsible for lighting up a specific region.

Stimulating a woman's nipples is pleasurable in the same way as stimulating a woman's genitals - "No shit, Sherlock"


And now if you'll excuse me I think Mrs NotaSheep and I need to conduct some more
experiments in this field of study...