Seen elsewhere on the web

1. The Daily Express wants Britain Out of the EU.

2. The Mail reports that 'Islam now considered 'a threat' to national identity by almost half of French and Germans, according to new poll'

3. Why do so many animals masturbate?

4. The Telegraph reports claims that 'Eating heavily pigmented fruits such as carrots and plums could make you more attractive'

5. The Mail reports what many of us have suspected for years 'Prison? It’s just like a holiday camp: Animal rights terrorists gloat on website about ‘fantastically easy, blissful’ life behind bars'

"It's better by hand"

Somehow I think that there is a double entendre here... Maybe it's just me.



Thanks to Theo Spark for the spot.


In light of my next post, should I have subtitled this one 'Bashing the Bishop'?

Were British spies really wankers?

The Telegraph reports that:

'British intelligence services experimented with using semen as an invisible ink to write top-secret letters, it has been disclosed.

A diary entry belonging to a senior member of the Secret Intelligence Service (MI6) has revealed that during the First World War it was discovered that the bodily fluid could act as an effective invisible ink. '

Interesting but the two bits that really caught my eye were these, first this:

'Furthermore it had the advantage of being readily available. '

Readily? Well not immediately and certainly not inexhaustibly!

and second this:

'at least one agent had to be reminded to use only fresh supplies of the 'ink' when correspondents began noticing an unusual smell. '

Words fail me...