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Showing posts with label Porn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Porn. Show all posts

Tuesday, 20 January 2015

Pakistan occupies top slot in Google's list of most porn-searching countries per The Times of India

The Times of India reports that:
'Pakistan tops the list of most porn-searching countries and leads the way in porn searches for animals like pigs, donkeys, dogs, cats and snakes, according to the data released by Google.

The data also showed that six of the top eight porn-searching countries were Muslim states with Egypt ranking second in the list followed by Iran, Morocco, Saudi Arabia and Turkey at numbers four, five, seven and eight, respectively, reported The Express Tribune.'

Interesting

Friday, 22 August 2014

The new series of Doctor Who starts tomorrow, here's a sneak preview - NSFW links



OK that's from a Brazzers parody porn film and not a particularly good one, although I have obviously only seen the above preview.

For a more realistic parody porn Doctor Who, there is a film by Woodrocket that nails the look rather better. The following links to the four parts of the film Doctor Whore are obviously very NSFW

Part 1 has the Matt Smith Doctor and a worryingly convincing Amy

Part 2 has the Matt Smith Doctor and a not quite so convincing River Song

Part 3 has the David Tennant Doctor and a fairly convincing Rose Tyler

Part 4 has a rather disappointing female Doctor, a poor Martha Jones and an even poorer Captain Jack

Hopefully Peter Capaldi will not disappoint tomorrow.

Tuesday, 3 June 2014

Reality TV meets talent show meets porn "The Sex Factor Reality Porn Competition: $1M Prize" Maybe NSFW video


The Sex Factor is a reality competition where eight guys and eight girls will compete for porn stardom and a ONE MILLION DOLLAR PRIZE. None of the sixteen contestants have been filmed before and America will vote to decide the winners.

Judges: Tori Black, Lexi Belle, Remy LaCroix, & Keiran Lee

Host: Belle Knox


This reality Porn talent show could be big - sorry couldn't resist that pun!

Tuesday, 29 April 2014

Monday, 18 November 2013

'Rape porn' possession to be punished by three years in jail, David Cameron to announce | Metro News

Unsurprisingly they haven't thought this through. Are anybody with DVDs, or similar, of one or more of Deliverance, Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption and The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo to face a prison sentence?

Tuesday, 23 July 2013

Pornography filters for the UK

I see that David Cameron has decided that he must 'do something' about children accessing porn on the internet and thus he's decided that everybody will be denied access to porn unless they opt to be able to access it.

Hmm, I foresee a few problems:
1. Proxy Servers - Has David Cameron ever heard of proxy servers? These nifty web services allow you to access any website from anywhere, so long as you can access the proxy server. Using the proxy server means that you can surf anything your heart (or other bodily organ) desires and there's nothing that the UK government can do about it.

Yes usage of proxy servers is low in the UK at present, but that's because the UK has no internet censorship. Just watch usage increase as 1 January 2014 nears. But these are difficult to use, I hear you say. Actually they're not but also when people are denied their access to porn, just watch the proxy server setup services spring up...


2. Misclassification - The existing web filters that I have used at work are poor at best. Misclassification is not uncommon and highly annoying when it occurs. A 1% error rate and I've seen much, much higher rates quoted, would mean many million of sites being mistakenly classified as porn and thus inaccessible from the UK. Imagine if your site had once had an image of Michelangelo's David on one page among hundreds on your site, for some web filter vendors that would be enough to brand your whole site as hosting nudity and thus porn. How would you get your site delisted? Could you? What would it cost you? How much business might you lose?


3. The thin end of the wedge - It's restricting access to porn today, in the interests of the children ("Will nobody think of the children"), what next? Bomb making sites? Radical Islamist sites? anti Islamist sites like Jihad Watch, The EDL website? UKIP? Once a government starts down the road of internet censorship, a precedent has been set and subsequent governments will be always tempted to extend the scope of the restrictions. Today there's no internet censorship in the UK, in 20 years we could be like China or one of the highly restrictive Middle Eastern states (not Israel).


4. Publicity  - How much would these opt-in lists be worth? How much would The Mail pay for such a list, so that they could check on teachers who have opted in? How much would The Guardian pay to see which Conservative MPs have opted in? I presume that you could think of many, many more such examples.



Pornography filters for the UK, it's coming sometime... but should it and will it work?

Tuesday, 2 July 2013

Porn film shown at China train station in Jilin | Metro News

The best part of this story is that there actually is a Chinese porn film called 'The Forbidden Legend: Sex and Chopsticks'. You really couldn't make that up!
More here http://metro.co.uk/2013/07/02/x-rated-film-accidentally-beamed-on-to-big-screen-at-train-station-3865617/

Friday, 21 December 2012

What is happening on the flightdeck of your plane? Not Safe For Work

Quite a lot from the look of these two videos... You don't even get that sort of service in First Class!


stewardess strip powered by YouPorn.


Air Stewardess Tease powered by YouPorn.




Thursday, 23 August 2012

Family Guy porn - don't worry this is SFW

This is the only part of the video I found that was not NSFW. The rest can be found quite easily on the web, along with some Simpsons and Futurama porn, should you be interested!

Thursday, 8 September 2011

The biggest "No shit, Sherlock" article I have ever read...

I have made almost 150 "No shit, Sherlock" awards over the past few years but this BBC report  really does take the buscuit. Apparently:
'Younger and younger children are accessing porn online, the Sun's agony aunt Deidre Sanders has told MPs.'
Younger and younger  children are accessing porn online - "No shit, Sherlock!"



 PS:
For some reason this line struck me as amusing:
'The former home secretary Jacqui Smith told the panel it was easy for children to access porn.'
Kids and husbands? 

Friday, 24 June 2011

Parody porn - a step too far?

TV and film parodies are one thing but parodying the Royal Family in general, 'William and Kate's wedding' in particular; isn't that a step too far? Judge for yourself at the definitely Not Safe For Work Strictly Anywhere - 'A Royal Romp'. Here's the blurb:
'Movie Duration: 0h:44m
Royally Fucked! Raise your glasses please for this royal occasion where we witness the beautiful union of Willyam and Kate. Catch a glimpse of the passion following the announcement of the royal engagement. See the glorious wedding day with Queenie and Prince Charles. Watch out for Chelsea as she finds more than a cocktail sausage under the table. The country rejoices and to top it off the two bothers play a game of swapsies and enjoy a real royal gangbang! Now this is a monarchy to be proud of!'
The cast? Only two 'actors' get pre-billing: Megan Coxxx and Michelle Moist
We are not amused? Aroused?

Tuesday, 31 May 2011

Choices Pippa, choices!

I read at Joe that Pippa Middleton has been made three recent media offers:
'Weeks after being offered millions to star in a porn film, Pippa Middleton is now being courted by the two queens of US daytime TV – Oprah Winfrey and Barbara Walters.

The stunning younger sister of the newly-titled Duchess of Cambridge was offered $5m (€3.4m) by porn baron Steven Hirsch for “just one explicit scene” and her “choice of partners” in a letter dated May 6, however we reckon the latest rumours of screen work may be more to her liking.'
Don't just write off the porn offer Pippa; $5 million is a lot of money even with the improving Sterling-Dollar exchange rate and would it really be worse than appearing opposite Oprah or even worse Barbara Walters?

Friday, 1 April 2011

Idea for a porn parody film

Mrs NotaSheep had never heard of Pepe le Pew, the amorous skunk, so I showed her some cartoons on You Tube. Now she suggests a porn version called Pepe Le Pube!

Saturday, 26 March 2011

The surprising world of 'parody porn'

"How's it going Mr Peterson?

Going down like a $2 whore when you hand her a 50.."
From  XXX Parody of Cheers ; there is a whole world of 'parody porn'out there, many on that probably NSFW website. Parodies include TV programmes such as X-Files, Scrubs, Seinfeld, Friends and 30 Rock and I hear that there is a Star Trek (The New Generation) on the way too.

For some great parody titles Pop Crunch has 25 of 'the best' - I particularly like 'Missionary Position Impossible 2', 'Raiders of the Lost Arse', 'Edward Penishands' - 'Take Tim Burton’s tortured modern Frankenstein and then replace his arms with a pair of gigantic meat truncheons. Porntastic! He won’t be trimming your hedges but he’s essentially perfect for porn. And if you think like the makers of Penishands did, you’ll probably find that hilarious. Spawning a sequel, we can only imagine that this one did better than the Johhny Depp original' and of course 'Womb Raider'.

Thursday, 10 March 2011

Thursday morning catch-up

Even more Firefox tabs that can now be closed...

1. The Telegraph report that:
'A huge off-shore wind farm is to be built off the Jurassic Coast in Dorset, England’s only geological World Heritage Site, prompting concern for tourism and sea views.

About 250 450ft tall turbines will be built across a 76 square mile area of the English Channel , making the development twice as big as the world’s largest offshore wind farm, which is currently 100 300ft turbines off Kent.

The turbines, which will be sited in a depth of 120ft of water, will provide enough energy to power up to 820,000 homes.

But protesters claim that the wind farm could spoil the view and effect tourism.

The turbines will be situated just eight miles east of Swanage, Dorset, which makes up part of Britain's World Heritage Jurassic Coast and will be seen from the shore.

It will also be 10 miles from Bournemouth and visible to the hundreds of thousands of tourists who visit its beaches every year. The horizon is 17 miles away from the resort's cliffs.

They will also be lit up at night-time so they don't present a danger to shipping. '


2. The Daily Bayonet reports that:
'Ontario’s green energy numbers don’t add up:
'Wholesale Average Weighted Cost (YTD) of Ontario electricity: 3.35 cents/kWh

Guaranteed 20-year contract price per kWh for solar panels (ground level): 64.2 cents/kWh

Guaranteed 20-year contract price per kWh for solar panels (roof-top): 80.2 cents/kWh

Guaranteed 20-year contract price per kWh for wind turbines: 13.5 cents/kWh

Cost to the province in 2011 to reduce bills by 10% to hide increases caused by green energy programs until after the election: $1.1 billion'



3. Bella Gerens thinks that '‘electoral reform’ is an issue so utterly pointless in the modern British polity that it deserves me taking the piss.'


4. Ows Blog says that 'Bad things come in three's, so the saying goes: 3 billion, 3 million, 3 hundred thousand...' and explains why:
'The first is the increasing size of the 'black hole' in MoD procurement which "increased by £3.3billion in Labour's final year in office alone to reach around £36billion". [Link]

The second is no real secret and I've certainly banged on about it for years: 'Immigration Under Labour – Chaos or Conspiracy?' from Sir Andrew Green's Migration Watch press release: "It is no exaggeration to say that immigration under New Labour has changed the face of the country.":

"Every country must have firm control over immigration and Britain is no exception." Labour election manifesto 1997

From the Migration Watch briefing paper (PDF). Net immigration to the UK quadrupled under Labour, bringing more than 3 million immigrants to Britain (more than this arrived but of course some others left and also a million British citizens emigrated)...almost literally 'changing the face of the country'. Pressure on housing, pressure on schools, pressure on services. Pressure on spending.

The third, ... handing responsibility for the decision to media secretary and Conservative Jeremy Hunt - it cost the government (the taxpayer) £300,000'


5. Climate Depot reports that:
'A $200-million wind farm in northern New Brunswick is frozen solid, cutting off a potential supply of renewable energy for NB Power.

The 25-kilometre stretch of wind turbines, located 70 kilometres northwest of Bathurst, N.B. has been completely shutdown for several weeks due to heavy ice covering the blades.'
Another good reason why wind power is not the answer to the world's power problems.


6. David Davies at Conservative Home has 'A layman's guide to the difference between debt and deficit - and why the Government is right to be cutting it (the deficit)'


7. Front Page lists some 'Leftist Dupes: From the Communist Brotherhood to the Muslim Brotherhood'. Here are some examples:
'“I’ve never met a man more candid, fair, and honest,” marveled author H. G. Wells upon his return from a meeting with Joe Stalin in 1934, at the start of the Great Purge. “Everyone trusts him.” Wells had likewise been impressed by Vladimir Lenin, whom he called a “frank,” “refreshing,” and “amazing little man,” who had “almost persuaded me to share his vision.”

Fully persuaded was Wells’ fellow socialist, George Bernard Shaw, who piped up with an even more outrageous assessment after meeting with Stalin: “[W]e cannot afford to give ourselves moral airs when our most enterprising neighbor [the Soviet Union] … humanely and judiciously liquidates a handful of exploiters and speculators to make the world safe for honest men.”

Shaw was deadly serious; this was not sarcasm scribbled for some tasteless stage comedy.

...

“I’ve never met a man more candid, fair, and honest,” marveled author H. G. Wells upon his return from a meeting with Joe Stalin in 1934, at the start of the Great Purge. “Everyone trusts him.” Wells had likewise been impressed by Vladimir Lenin, whom he called a “frank,” “refreshing,” and “amazing little man,” who had “almost persuaded me to share his vision.”

Fully persuaded was Wells’ fellow socialist, George Bernard Shaw, who piped up with an even more outrageous assessment after meeting with Stalin: “[W]e cannot afford to give ourselves moral airs when our most enterprising neighbor [the Soviet Union] … humanely and judiciously liquidates a handful of exploiters and speculators to make the world safe for honest men.”

Shaw was deadly serious; this was not sarcasm scribbled for some tasteless stage comedy.'


8. The Times of India reports on 'Device turns PC into porn TV':
'Pornography from around the world for free is the promise of vendors selling a new device at one of the popular markets of electronic products in China's business hub of Shanghai.

Customers who buy the device are told that the television USB flash drive can receive pornographic channels, reports the Shangahi Daily.

Once plugged into a computer, a television USB flash drive automatically scans the internet for more than 5,000 channels across the world, including news, sport and movies.'


9. Tory Aardvark informs us that 'The Dutch Lose Faith In Windturbines, Comments Please Chris Huhne', here's an extract:
'As Chris Huhantic prepares to make wind power a major electricity generation source for this country with all the dangers that entails for both energy security, and cost, the Dutch are fast losing faith in wind turbines and so called renewable energy sources.

The new Dutch government is cutting back on subsidies for most forms of renewable energy, and ending subsidies for wind power, solar power and biomass'

Tuesday, 8 March 2011

For my Hindi speaking readers and anyone interested in the current changes in Indian society


Savitha Bhabhi in person?!
'Comedy Show Jay Hind! Episode 32 : Segment 4 - Savita bhabhi has the solution that every girl wants. How to stay virgin and yet have fun! Turn it on now!!!'

I did not know much about Savita bhabhi until today but she is huge in India, absolutely enormous.
'Conservative India is hooked to Savitha Bhabhi on the Internet. The online cartoon series stars a lonely indian housewife by the name of Savita Bhabhi, Who hates being alone when her husband is off to work. so she seduces anyone she can find. The online cartoon series sees Savita using her magic to lure men around her.'

You can follow Savita bhabhi here at a cost so here's a free sample from the cartoon to show you that India is not as socially Conservative as you might have thought.

This panel is from the latest cartoon adventure of Savitha Bhabhi described thus:
'Savita Bhabhi - Episode 26 : The Photoshoot
Episode started January 27th

Savita is the best secretary Mishraji has ever had. She’s punctual, hard-working, and she also gives excellent blowjobs. So when Savita asks for a promotion at work, Mishraji decides to give his favorite employee one last assignment before he can decide to promote her...

Savita is put in charge of the company’s new ad shoot. But with the photographer not satisfied with the models, will Savita be able to pull this shoot off before the deadline? How can she ‘persuade’ him to do the shoot? Check out the fate of Savita’s career dreams in “Savita Bhabhi - 26 - The Photo Shoot”!!!'

That is a fairly mild set of images compared to many and Savitha bhabhi is not the only 'adult' cartoon on the Kirtu website, here's a description of another cartoon to give you an idea:
'Naughyt Nurse Neetu
Episode started 11th of January

The Nurse With A Big Heart And Bigger Boobs, Naughty Nurse Neetu is always ready to help her colleagues and patients in the private hospital she works in. When the cricketer Raju Singh is put in her care, she more than happily gives him a special shave and takes care of all his needs. Of course, not before being fondled all over by the lusty old liftman first!

From shaving his balls to giving him some special medicine from her pussy, this is a treatment you will not want to miss. Time to let all your doctor/nurse fantasies go wild with Kirtu's own Naughty Nurse Neetu...'

So what is happening in India, until recently the land of arranged marriages and virgin brides? Is the new young Indian middle class now living away from home in large cities, working in call centres, programming factories and the media, looking for adventure outside of the constraints of the old ways? Is the new technology of the internet allowing/encouraging the youth of India to consume pornography as in so much of the West and what will that mean for the social structure in India?

Of course explicit sexuality has long been a part of Indian culture, a visit to many Hindu temples will make you aware of that and in rural India many folk songs and religious festivals were brimming with (sometimes quite explicit) sexuality.  Maybe the move to towns initially resulted in isolation from the former close community and so an evolution of more repressive attitudes. Maybe the more recent, more significant urbanisation has lead to larger segments of Indian society seeking out new outlets for their sexual interest and found it in the shape of the internet,

I don't know the answers to the above questions but I will be very interested to find out over the coming years what happens to the largest democracy in the world and the best hope for democracy and reason over the forces of tyranny and irrationality.

Where on the Internet other than NotaSheepmaybeaGoat will you find soft Indian porn as well as sociological and political postulating?

Tuesday, 1 March 2011

Is there any point to 3D TV? (NSFW)

I couldn't see the point of 3D TV. Do I really need to watch Wayne Rooney in 3D, isn't he scary enough in 2D? Rugby in 3D might be a little much for Mrs NotaSheep. However as always, porn may be the driving force towards adoption of this technology. It seems that Penthouse has announced the launch of a 3D TV service and is describing it as "the first Pan European 3D formatted adult channel". If you areninterested and fully equipped (with 3D TV and glasses) then try tuning in between 22:00 GMT and 04:00 GMT to "ASTRA 3B, 23, 5 Degrees East".

Failing that here is a very Not Safe For Work (NSFW) preview...