When House M.D and Pulp Fiction collide... gloriously

One of my favourite films (Pulp Fiction) cropped up in one of my favourite TV series (House MD) - gloriously!

Britain's Coming Home

Hmmm

David Bowie sings the Joy Division classic "Love Will Tear Us Apart"

Apparently - "A chance meeting in 1983 had David Bowie, Bernard Sumner and Peter Hook chatting away over beers in the Kings Arms in Salford. "...So we were all there just having a laugh and we joked that he should come n have a jam with us, then next minute - well, it was the next day actually, but i didn't expect he'd definitely come by - and we were in the practice rooms and we were playing Love Will Tear Us Apart and i was like, f%$K we're playing Love Will Tear Us Apart with David Bowie singing, this is crazy. We never released it - Bowie took a recording of it, and just layered some more vocals on for fun, sent it back to me..." - Bernard Sumner. N.B. I do not own the rights to this song - no copyright infringement"

Wow, simply incredible...  Actually literally 'incredible' as this is a fake, a hoax, but a good one!

Rock Legend Animal Dies Aged 66 per Waterford Whispers News

Another rock legend has been taken from us before his time....

'TRIBUTES have been flooding in from all across the world following the death of Animal, the legendary drummer with rock outfit Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem.

Fans of the supergroup were shocked to learn of the passing of the iconic percussionist, who passed away at just 66 following a short illness. Remaining band members Dr. Teeth, Janice, Zoot and Floyd Pepper took to the group's Facebook fan page to announce the sad news earlier today.'

More here http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2016/01/20/rock-legend-animal-dies-aged-66/

Steel Panther - Pussywhipped

Spinal Tap reborn?

UK Election Special

Through a tear in the space time continuum I have been sent tonight's Election Night Special



Probably more sensible than the real thing...

Thanks to Monty Python

The Party Leaders 'get it on'... Scary and yet compelling

Thanks to Sky News...

David Cameron's lascivious 'love'  at 0:33 is my favourite moment, well that and Cameron and Clegg nodding at each other just before the end of the video.

Bohemian Rhapsody tackled by Sketch She - A vaguely Rule 5 post

Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody becomes Sketch She's Bohemian Carsody

To answer to your two questions:
1) yes, I think so
2) black ones, I think

Don't come over all innocent, you know what I mean.

The new series of Doctor Who starts tomorrow, here's a sneak preview - NSFW links

OK that's from a Brazzers parody porn film and not a particularly good one, although I have obviously only seen the above preview.

For a more realistic parody porn Doctor Who, there is a film by Woodrocket that nails the look rather better. The following links to the four parts of the film Doctor Whore are obviously very NSFW

Part 1 has the Matt Smith Doctor and a worryingly convincing Amy

Part 2 has the Matt Smith Doctor and a not quite so convincing River Song

Part 3 has the David Tennant Doctor and a fairly convincing Rose Tyler

Part 4 has a rather disappointing female Doctor, a poor Martha Jones and an even poorer Captain Jack

Hopefully Peter Capaldi will not disappoint tomorrow.

I think I've found Jeremy Bowen's role model

Israeli TV parody on BBC Gaza bias:

Jeremy Bowen's role model?

Incidentally after I had disagreed, politely, with Jeremy Bowen's reporting standards regarding the Israel / Palestinian dispute, he blocked me on Twitter. He's a piece of work isn't he.

Cassetteboy vs Dragons' Den

Cassette Boy is a genius, I've been collecting his disks for years, this one was new to me but it's so good.

If David Lynch had directed Star Wars - Return of the Jedi

Looks interesting...

Songs for ADD sufferers

Tim Hawkins with a great shortened version of Kenny Rogers' The Gambler included.

Inappropriate wedding songs

Tim Hawkins is probbaly not the guy you want to play at your wedding...

Watch "James Franco & Seth Rogen "Bound 3" Kanye West Pa…" on YouTube

James Franco and Seth Rogen "Bound 3" a parody of the Kanye West and Kim Kardashian video for Bound 2

As briefly shown on Graham Norton tonight...

Let's all go to the mall by Robin Sparkles

Let's All Go To The Mall by Robin Sparkles - "At the mall having fun is what it's all aboot..."

If you watch How I Met Your Mother then this will make sense, otherwise probbaly not!

And here's the cast of How I Met Your Mother singing Let's All Go To The Mall at 2013 Comic Con

Council of Islamic Ideology declares women's existence anti-Islamic | Pakistan Today

I had to read this article twice in case it was a parody. Maybe it is because otherwise it's truly horrific.

'Islamabad - Sharia Correspondent: The Council of Islamic Ideology (CII) concluded their 192nd meeting on Thursday with the ruling that women are un-Islamic and that their mere existence contradicted Sharia and the will of Allah. As the meeting concluded CII Chairman Maulana Muhammad Khan Shirani noted that women by existing defied the laws of nature, and to protect Islam and the Sharia women should be forced to stop existing as soon as possible. The announcement comes a couple of days after CII’s 191stmeeting where they dubbed laws related to minimum marriage age to be un-Islamic.

After declaring women to be un-Islamic, Shirani explained that there were actually two kinds of women – haraamand makrooh. “We can divide all women in the world into two distinct categories: those who are haraam and those who are makrooh. Now the difference between haraam and makrooh is that the former is categorically forbidden while the latter is really really disliked,” Shirani said.

He further went on to explain how the women around the world can ensure that they get promoted to beingmakrooh, from just being downrightharaam. “Any woman that exercises her will is haraam, absolutely haraam, and is conspiring against Islam and theUmmah, whereas those women who are totally subservient can reach the status of being makrooh. Such is the generosity of our ideology and such is the endeavour of Muslim men like us who are the true torchbearers of gender equality,” the CII chairman added.

Officials told Khabaristan Today that the council members deliberated over various historic references related to women and concluded that each woman is a source of fitna and a perpetual enemy of Islam. They also decided that by restricting them to their subordinate, bordering on slave status, the momineen and the mujahideen can ensure that Islam continues to be the religion of peace, prosperity and gender equality.

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The CII meeting also advised the government that to protect Islam women’s right to breathe should also be taken away from them. “Whether a woman is allowed to breathe or not be left up to her husband or male guardian, and no woman under any circumstance whatsoever should be allowed to decide whether she can breathe or not,” Shirani said.'

More here http://www.pakistantoday.com.pk/2014/03/15/comment/coucil-of-islamic-ideology-declares-womens-existence-anti-islamic/

Surely this is a joke, a parody, surely! But in the Islamic Republic of Pakistan is such humour allowed or even just wise?

OK, it is a parody, the byline is the clue 'Khabaristan Today - Telling it like it almost never is.'

Gaza Wrecking Ball - A parody of the Miley Cyrus single

"They came in with a wrecking ball
Tore down our homes and all we loved
All we wanted was to live our lives
All they ever did was hate us
Yeah, they, hate us"

In August 2005, the State of Israel forcefully evacuated 9,000 Jews from the Gush Katif "Harvest Belt" of Gaza and from northern Samaria. Orange was the color of the protest. While billed as an act of peace, the operation has caused untold devastation to both Jews and Arabs alike. Ultimately, it was a strategic retreat, an act of appeasement of Palestinian terror and an act of aggression against innocent Jews. The story of the Jewish victims of this tragedy has gone largely untold, until now, in this parody of the Miley Cyrus mega-hit "Wrecking Ball." #gazawreckingball

Read more about the aftermath of the withdrawal through the eyes of a good Gaza girl gone bad in "The Settler," a novel by Orit Arfa. Go to: http://www.amazon.com/The-Settler-ebo...

Appeasing the terrorists didn't work in 2005 and won't work now.


Thanks to Guido Fawkes for the spot.

Raiders of the Lost Ark in 30 seconds, performed by bunnies

Sheer genius!

The Shining in 30 seconds enacted by bunnies

Sheer genius!