Welcome to the real world 'luv'

The Guardian reports on the new regime at Westminster and includes this whinge from an unnamed Labour MP complaining that she will be able to claim for a taxi home from work after 11pm:

'What happens on a January night in London? I suppose I will have to take the tube, then a bus and then a long walk home. That is not safe.'

Welcome to the real world 'luv'. Mrs NotaSheep often works late and unless it is a particularly late finish she has to walk to the station near her office, take a 40 minute tube train journey and then a mile or so walk home (unless I go to pick her up). It's called the real world, it's where we all have worked for years and where MPs are now being forced to work. Maybe MPs will now realise that the Country is a dangerous place to live in and so actually do something to make it a safer place, rather than just living off the taxpayer and not experiencing the (often dangerous) lives that the electorate live.