Saturday, 10 December 2011

Let's lighten the mood

A man goes into a restaurant and looks at the menu.
After a few minutes the waitress comes over to the table and asks him what he'd like to order.
He replies "I'd like a quickie".
The waitress blushes and says "That's not funny, sir. Now, what would you really like to order?"
The man replies "I'd really like a quickie"
The waitress slaps him hard and storms off, she's really angry.
Another customer, who has overheared the conversation, leans over and says to the man "Excuse me but I think you'll find that it's pronounced 'quiche'"

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