Wednesday, 26 November 2008

Have the EU gone too far with their lifting on "bent cucumber" restrictions?

The Daily Mash think so:
"FIVE people were killed by a bent cucumber last night just hours after the European Union scrapped its controversial regulations on twisted fruit.

Police believe four of the victims stabbed themselves while trying to slice the cucumber, while one man may have died after a failed attempt to sit on it.


Conservative MEP Denys Hatton said: "This sort of carnage is inevitable when unelected bureaucrats go around releasing insane cucumbers and legalising carrots."

Do go and read the rest...

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