"A lorry driver has been forced to flee after the 60,000 tins of custard and rice pudding he was transporting began to explode."Read the whole report and worry about the contents of your fridge...
I am not a sheep, I have my own mind
I have had enough of being told what and how to think
Whilst we are still allowed the remnants of free speech,
I will speak out.
I also reserve the right to discuss less controversial matters should I feel the urge.