Talksport's trailer for the Alan Brazil Breakfast show; a fine parody of Rod Stewart's Maggie May.
And here's the original...
The first sone about a MILF?
I am not a sheep, I have my own mind
I have had enough of being told what and how to think
Whilst we are still allowed the remnants of free speech,
I will speak out.
I also reserve the right to discuss less controversial matters should I feel the urge.