One from the blogs

I found this on the blogs, I think it was a comment on Biased-BBC:


To the tune of Paul Simon's "50 ways to leave your lover"

"50 ways to leave your Leader"

chorus
You just slip out the back, Jack
get off the phone,Digby-Jones
Take to the hoof, Ruth
leave him in June, Hoon
get a new pal, Al
You just need to be brave, Dave
Just get yourself free

Hop on the tram, Harman
You do your best,Admiral West
Take the ferry, Gerry
Just drop off the key, Lee
Leave the den, Ken
Take the bet, Yvette
Jump out of bed, Ed

And get yourself free,
Angela Smith do you hear me..
There are...50 ways to leave your Leader, Yes, 50 ways to leave New labour..

[repeat to fade into history]"







Here's the Paul Simon original...





and here's the Muppets...