"Pakistan's president, Asif Zardari, has been accused of suffering from a sense of humour failure after banning jokes ridiculing him. "You just know that Gordon Brown would love to pass such a law.
In the meantime:
Q. How many Gordon Browns does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Because of Labour investment there are more lightbulbs than ever before. The real choice is between Labour light and Tory darkness.
Still not seen this video on the BBC, I wonder why not...