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Wednesday 15 July 2009

The snatch, clean and jerk

When a schoolboy there was always something amusing about the weightlifting classifications - the "snatch" and the "clean & jerk". So it was with some amusement that I read that
"A 42-year-old Russian woman has snatched the world's strongest vagina crown after using her "intimate muscles" to lift a 14kg glass ball."
So that's using her, presumably "clean", "snatch" to "jerk" a ball... I feel 12 again!


It would seem that:
"Tatiata Kozhevnikova has apparently been training her privates for 15 years in order to support improbable weights. She explained to Life.ru: “After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls.

“I looked around, saw a Murano* glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

Kozhevnikova added for the benefit of fellow females hoping to improve their grip: "It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed.”"



If you want to watch the fairly peculiar video then you should pop over to The Register because it has no place on this blog!

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