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Saturday 28 May 2011

SexyMP - The thoughts of Mrs NotaSheep

I showed Mrs NotaSheep the site and she has some thoughts on some of the top 20.

Mark Harper #1
Mark Harper

Conservative
Forest of Dean
Score: 1805
Won: 122
Lost: 29
James Wharton #2
James Wharton

Conservative
Stockton South
Score: 1760
Won: 125
Lost: 31
Edward Vaisey #3
Edward Vaisey

Conservative
Wantage
Score: 1796
Won: 124
Lost: 38
 
Joseph Johnson #4
Joseph Johnson

Conservative
Orpington
Score: 1744
Won: 139
Lost: 38
Steve Brine #5
Steve Brine

Conservative
Winchester
Score: 1725
Won: 122
Lost: 32
Douglas Alexander #6
Douglas Alexander

Labour
Paisley and Renfrewshire South
Score: 1741
Won: 112
Lost: 31
 
Dominic Raab #7
Dominic Raab

Conservative
Esher and Walton
Score: 1757
Won: 142
Lost: 42
David Miliband #8
David Miliband

Labour
South Shields
Score: 1722
Won: 133
Lost: 37
David Laws #9
David Laws

Liberal Democrat
Yeovil
Score: 1698
Won: 130
Lost: 35
 
Andy Burnham #10
Andy Burnham

Labour
Leigh
Score: 1749
Won: 118
Lost: 37
Duncan Hames #11
Duncan Hames

Liberal Democrat
Chippenham
Score: 1720
Won: 123
Lost: 37
Zac Goldsmith #12
Zac Goldsmith

Conservative
Richmond Park
Score: 1698
Won: 124
Lost: 38
 
Edward Timson #13
Edward Timson

Conservative
Crewe and Nantwich
Score: 1752
Won: 120
Lost: 42
James Morris #14
James Morris

Conservative
Halesowen and Rowley Regis
Score: 1787
Won: 106
Lost: 40
David Ruffley #15
David Ruffley

Conservative
Bury St Edmunds
Score: 1706
Won: 109
Lost: 35
 
Aiden Burley #16
Aiden Burley

Conservative
Cannock Chase
Score: 1697
Won: 128
Lost: 41
Chuka Umunna #17
Chuka Umunna

Labour
Streatham
Score: 1704
Won: 119
Lost: 40
Jake Berry #18
Jake Berry

Conservative
Rossendale and Darwen
Score: 1695
Won: 108
Lost: 38
 
Tristram Hunt #19
Tristram Hunt

Labour
Stoke-on-Trent Central
Score: 1701
Won: 128
Lost: 47
Chris Kelly #20
Chris Kelly

Conservative
Dudley South
Score: 1714
Won: 118
Lost: 45

Sexiest - Zac Goldsmith
Edward Vaisey - "Nice boy"
David Laws - "Definitely not, just as well as he's gay"
Joseph Johnson - "bit too ginger (sorry strawberry blonde)"
David Miliband - "No, no, no"
Mark Harper - "too dull"
James Morris - "bit smooooth"
Chris Kelly - "looks like a nice guy, I mean look at that lovely hair!"

And further down the list:
42: Charles Kennedy - "Things have got desperate"
47: David Cameron - "He should be higher than that, doesn't power give you sex appeal?"
115: Michael Gove - Me "I can't beleive there are many MPs less sexy than Michael Gove" Mrs NotaSheep pointing at screen "Dennis Skinner?!"
129: Ed Miliband - "Ed should be higher than his brother" Me: "Yes but only after the Union vote is counted"
208: Jack Straw - "If I was anyone below him I'd be very, very cheesed off"
374: Nia Griffith - "Oh there's a woman" - Database failure?
394: John Thurso "What's Jim Royle doing there?"
402: Margaret Ritchie - Another database failure
Bottom 10 - "Very fair comment"

Women: Mrs NotaSheep is an equal opportunities commentator
Top 8 are "all fine, lovely looking ladies"
"Apart from Liz Kendall and Sarah Teather, it's pretty good down to 24 Susan Jones."
"#126: Th?�r?�se Coffey" - Another database malfunction?

Something I noticed:
Top 10 of "Mixed" are all women, in fact Mark Harper is only man in top 20, well done sir; I salute you - but not in that way. Mrs NotaSheep: "clean and quite handsome"

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